{"id":299,"date":"2014-01-19T11:14:13","date_gmt":"2014-01-19T16:14:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/?p=299"},"modified":"2014-01-19T11:14:13","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T16:14:13","slug":"well-this-is-a-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/?p=299","title":{"rendered":"Well, this is a first."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw &#8220;Mind Control&#8221; advertised on a website this morning.  It seemed to be offering that you could learn to control your own mind, however, as opposed to the far more popular other people&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>Controlling your own mind is <em>work<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe next ad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw &#8220;Mind Control&#8221; advertised on a website this morning. It seemed to be offering that you could learn to control your own mind, however, as opposed to the far more popular other people&#8217;s. Controlling your own mind is work. Maybe next ad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[15],"class_list":["post-299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pure-silliness"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=299"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":300,"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions\/300"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}