{"id":312,"date":"2014-01-26T12:46:12","date_gmt":"2014-01-26T17:46:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/?p=312"},"modified":"2014-01-26T12:46:12","modified_gmt":"2014-01-26T17:46:12","slug":"this-much-cold-does-strange-things-to-the-brain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/?p=312","title":{"rendered":"This much cold does strange things to the brain."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got so wild and crazy today that I cut two thin slices of bread for my sandwich instead of one thick one like God and nature intended.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t worry.  It was all right but not so grand that I&#8217;ll do it again tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>You two-bread people, you are a strange lot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got so wild and crazy today that I cut two thin slices of bread for my sandwich instead of one thick one like God and nature intended. Don&#8217;t worry. It was all right but not so grand that I&#8217;ll do it again tomorrow. You two-bread people, you are a strange lot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,24],"class_list":["post-312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-so-juicy-sweeeeet","tag-true-north-strong-and-slightly-less-free"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":314,"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions\/314"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}