{"id":500,"date":"2014-06-17T08:19:19","date_gmt":"2014-06-17T13:19:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/?p=500"},"modified":"2014-06-17T08:19:19","modified_gmt":"2014-06-17T13:19:19","slug":"no-book-post-this-fortnight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/?p=500","title":{"rendered":"No book post this fortnight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I usually do a mid-month book post, but I have been so sick the last several days that I am just now sitting up in 15-20 minute increments instead of 5-10.  (Let&#8217;s not talk about standing up.  Whoever came up with this whole &#8220;standing up&#8221; idea is a jerk.  And pointy food: why is all good food pointy?  Argh.)<\/p>\n<p>So!  For June, I will do a whole-month book post at the end instead of two for halfway, and meanwhile I will go sprawl on the guest bed with good pillows and reread things and not infect anybody and drink water and continue trying to convalesce in time for Fourth Street.<\/p>\n<p>I am usually crap at this convalescing wisely thing, but I am being handed a complete lack of choice here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I usually do a mid-month book post, but I have been so sick the last several days that I am just now sitting up in 15-20 minute increments instead of 5-10. (Let&#8217;s not talk about standing up. Whoever came up with this whole &#8220;standing up&#8221; idea is a jerk. And pointy food: why is all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29,36,21],"class_list":["post-500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-administrivia","tag-at-least-the-fever-dreams-are-entertaining","tag-stupid-vertigo"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=500"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":501,"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/500\/revisions\/501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/marissalingen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}